I can overlook the "respect life" license plates... and the other political ones, but when I see a car PLASTERED over with God bumper stickers, I have to take pause. And get a little upset. First, Chevy Nova, you drive like shit. You just might meet your maker sooner than others -- keep your car in your own lane, please. Second, how can you see anything with the surplus of Pro-Jesus stickers covering your rear window?
The only one that really struck a chord (i.e. the only one I can remember in it's entirety) was this: "Jesus. Don't leave home without him."
Jaysus Christ. Barf.