I was driving back from Target today and was stuck behind slow-pokes. Slow-poke (SP) White Van in the left lane was driving the same speed as SP Red Geo in the right... I made an executive decision to cut down the next street (along the park) to get home because the slowness of the traffic was killing me. So, puttering along behind SP Red Geo I notice there's something weird about the driver -- she had feathers shooting out of her neck. Oh, no, she had a PARROT ON HER SHOULDER. What?