Don't get a bikini wax in Salt Lake City... unless you are VERY specific about what you want. How does "I don't do Brazilians or French" end up as "fresh as a baby's bottom?" That's all I can say right now because I half want to cry and half can't stop laughing. I'm such a dumbass. I know better than to do this type of thing... thank god I didn't get my hair cut, at least I'm the only person who's going to see my waxing mishap.
p.s. absolutely no photos forthcoming. Think Barbie Doll down there or 10-year old and you get the picture.